he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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