honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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