Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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