I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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