I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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