shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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