does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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