I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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