That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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