why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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