Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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