why didn't you poke me back
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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