My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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