Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You can't motorboat a personality
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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