i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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