And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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