If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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