I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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