are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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