White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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