guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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