At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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