windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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