Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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