Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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