I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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