She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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