Jerry, you need to find god
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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