Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
