Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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