ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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