pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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