Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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