hotel room ftw
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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