it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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