Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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