Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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