Me too!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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