So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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