I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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