But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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