Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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