He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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