Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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