Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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