they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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