Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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