There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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