I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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