these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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